The Padelity Membership
Members will enjoy privileged access to Padelity’s latest collections, ensuring your attire remains impeccably ahead of the curve—whether or not you intend to set foot on a court.
To best serve you, please provide your preferred jersey size; our concierge believes one should always be prepared for unplanned elegance.
A representative will reach out shortly, pending the successful retrieval of our Membership Committee from their indefinite plunge in our Ice Bath Room.
Membership Benefits
The Distinguished Padel Advisor
Stuck in a dilemma over racket grip or facing an existential crisis on the court? Dial our elite Padel Advisor for round-the-clock "guidance"-from inspirational soundbites to classic tips like
"aim slightly less at the net."
Private Court Privileges
Effortlessly book prime padel courts worldwide with your membership--assuming they're not already occupied by those who don't share our refined sense of exclusivity. Which tends to be weekends, weekdays, and any time there's real demand. Consider it a delightful, if largely theoretical, perk.
Concierge Racket Conditioning Service
For those who believe every detail counts, our Concierge will see to it that your racket is polished to an exquisite sheen. Precision? Perhaps. But looking good on the court? Guaranteed.
Foundations of Padel, A Masterclass
An exclusive seminar for members, covering foundational skills from "Racket Orientation" to
"Hitting the Ball on Purpose." The essentials, elegantly distilled.
Invitation to the Annual "Padelity Soiree"
Join our community of discerning players and well-dressed enthusiasts for an evening of exquisite company, refined refreshments, and perhaps a game or two—provided the champagne allows.